Your lips are redder than hers
Your lips are softer than hers
They're softer, they're redder
But they're not better
Sorry but I'm gonna have to pass

Your eyes are bluer than hers
Your eyes are bigger than hers
Theyre bigger, theyre bluer
But theyre not truer
I'm sorry yet I'm gonna have to pass

I dont mind sitting here talking and drinking
I like the beer, I like the beans and franks
But if youre thinking what I think youre thinking
Thanks but no thanks

Some three or four years ago
Well maybe yes, maybe no
But honey dont bother
A husband and a father
I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to pass
I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to pass.....

